I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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