forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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