wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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