Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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