Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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