Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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