Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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