I just cut my nipple shaving
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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