love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize