butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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