sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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