Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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