I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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