We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
