You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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