i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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