and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
the night ended with taco bell and tears
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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