I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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