I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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