you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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