my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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