no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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