Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
These tits shall not be calmed
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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