I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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