So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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