Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
