if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have aggressive nipples.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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