I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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