Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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