Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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