yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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