well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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