If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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