Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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