I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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