two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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