I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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