You're earring is so big in my mouth
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Randomize
