He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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