we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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