My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
