READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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