i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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