Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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