Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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