do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Found the puke drawer
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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