Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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