I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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