Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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