oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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