Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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