Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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