found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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