I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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