Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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